The Armed Republic of Armed forces of The South EA People is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 955 million Southeast asian Soldiers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naypyidaw Military Base in South EA. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a Southeast asian Soldier economy, worth 97.4 trillion Borneo Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,972 Borneo Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed forces of The South EA People's national animal is the Mighty Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armed forces of The South EA People is ranked 43,033^rd in the world and 1,425^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.